i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
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