My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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