no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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