I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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