Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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