I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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