normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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