she woke up with a sticky ear
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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