dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
My liver is preforming stress tests.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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