Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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