When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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