i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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