Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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