My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
handjob tips. give me some.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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