You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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