no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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