dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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