Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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