I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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