Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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