I bet he comes in French.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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