I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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