"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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