i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I had to cum in my sink.
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