11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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