Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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