There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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