Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
hell yes lets make some ravioli
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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