I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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