His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I want to walk on stilts...naked
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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