Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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