The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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