So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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