Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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