i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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