: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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