"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
he shaved USA in his pubs
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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