no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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