yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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