I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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