Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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