apparently the secret to your success is patron
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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