Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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