I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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