She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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