I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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