I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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