I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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