OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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