No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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