you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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