it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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