marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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