The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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