cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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