she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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