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(847): View more from Illinois

This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason

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(972): View more from Texas

so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.

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so how much did i say i owed you?

(972): View more from Texas

$5 and a new fuck buddy.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car

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(630): View more from Illinois

I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.

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