don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
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Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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