He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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