My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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